An update for TPT renders your calculator useless.


I wish I could eat shish kebabs every night.

PS: surfcash's post above this one was number 2600. That's a good number.

@qaddosh (View Post)
I attempt to cook the kebabs for you. Unfortunately, the only heat source that can produce heat higher than body temperature is a HLC02-SIRIUS. Turns out that trying to cook a kebab that is in a person's hand by heating it with a blue-hot high-frequency, military-grade giant laser cannon is a bad idea...
Good thing I have private liability insurance that covers funerals and manslaughter.

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I wish that there was a day dedicated to celebrating TPT.

@Jackeea (View Post)
It does, but it's byproduct is poison.

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

It doesn't, but you die instead. >:D

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I wish shroom207 hadn't noticed the fun fact in my biography and made up some lame lie to cover it up.

Granted, instead shroom207 hacked your account and deleted the fun fact.

I wish for a high pressure explosive detonated by oil.