Nothing happens this time, luckily, we usually encounter neutrons every day and nothing happens

The next user is being chased by the governments of every country.

while being chased i cure global warming and use it as a gift to calm them down.

i drop a planet on the next user.

I have a radiation suit, which blocks 99.99% of all radiation.

Next user is a SING particle, about to explode.

I type !set life sing 99999999 into the consle then type

!set type sing stkm and live.

The next user gets hit by a blob of atmr

Dont kill the game... There is no way someone can avoid that. Think I'm wrong? then you solve it yourself.

Here is a new one:

The next person is flying a kite with a key on it during a thunderstorm and gets struck by lightning.

I am Benjamin Franklin, I notice the sparks coming from the key, and then I make the discovery that lightning really is electricity.

The next user is at the exact center of a star collapsing into a black hole. There is no way out of the star.

I am the part that has already become the black hole.

The next user catches polio disease without the vaccine or any cures invented.

Me from the future hands me a cure, which I gladly use. I, having survived, create a cure for polio. I make sure to go back in time and give a portion of the cure to the sick me.

The next person is at the bottom of an ocean of root beer 5 miles (8 km) deep.

I am in a submarine.

The next user is stranded on a desert island with no water and no method of escape.

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 i eat the sand until i find a cave with a random pig spawner there, i ride the pigs out of the cave and into the ocean where i meet a dolphin and befriend him eneough so that he lets me ride him to the nearest landmass.

the next user gets abducted by aliens that eat brains.