However, the ball of plasma did not burn me, as it was inside a vacuum chamber that included magnetic containment. Also, plasma will not ignite objects within thirty feet of it, unless it was a nuclear bomb explosion due to the energy density being so small.

The next user is exposed to the fireball from a hydrogen bomb test, and is instantly burned by the heat, and then shredded by the shockwave.

before all of that, I go inside of a fridge (reference to one of the Indiana Jones movies.)

The next user is in a room full of caustic gas and cannot get out.

I am caustic gas. :) "Hey friends, how you doin'!?" :D

The next user is infected with the virus of Parasite Eve. And transforms. And dies. :L

i respawn due to unrealistic gameplay.

i try to complicatedly kill the next user, but decide to just shoot them at point blank.

It's a good thing I have a metal jacket underneath :p

The next person's computer becomes hacked and tries to kill them. (removing the plug won't do anything)

I blast it with a directed super-powerful EM pulse.

The next person is currently being mashed up by spiky-plates

:D I am Iron Man

The next person's computer has MS-DOS 3.30 installed on it.

So? L334 Computer Skillz.

The next person has the goggle.com virus.

 I don't use goggle. I use google.

The next person (A normal human) is falling into the sun without anything to protect/save them.

It is thirty billion years in the future. I am on an orbit that brings me close to the cooling white dwarf remnant of the Sun in order to study it. I do not stay near it very long as a result, so I do not get burned by what little heat is radiating off of the star.

The next user is a normal human who is trapped on the Earth's surface, while the Sun is in its red giant phase. There is nothing that can save them, as the surface has melted into lava.