The chair falls in a volcano i was working on.

The next person gets a thousand tracer missles aimed at them

I activate my Supershield.

the next user is a pixel of hygn getting burned.

Unfortuently due to a tpt glitch  i cannot burn without touching something.

The next user gets eaten by a T-rex, he is a normal human withi=out anything with him.

The time machine I used to go back to the dinosaur age created a second timeline with me in it, allowing my second self to live in peace.

The user below has a knife coming towards their head only 1 foot away.

The knife misses my head by only five millimeters. It falls into the giant pool of molten tungsten that I was working with.

The next user accidentally falls into the extremely hot tungsten, and is vaporized almost instantly.

Luckily, the lidenfrost effect allowed me to climb out in time.

The next person gets force fed the molten tungsten.

yummy, i feel greatly powerful with my iron gut, i continue to eat more metals.

the next user falls asleep while standing beside a nuclear reactor, they fall in.

However, the impact with the cold water gets my attention, so I grab onto a control rod, and use it to climb back out of the reactor. The water was cold because it was a research reactor instead of a power reactor, and the hot fuel rods were still some distance away.

The next user collides with their antimatter counterpart, and then annihilates since they are made of regular matter.

Luckily, I step 1600 kilometers away (1000 miles)

Next user eats polonium-210 pills without noticing they ate those. (thats radioactive!)

I threw up about 5 mins. later because I was sick with a disease.

the next user is right next to a ball of plasma. (anything within <30 feet of plasma is immediately ignited into fire.)