I AM NECRO :p

The next user is about to die of obesity

Yeah.....i do some intense workouts before i die and live.

THe next user is about to die of diabetes. (This is an easy one...)

i know nothing of diabetes, so i slow time with my time machine and search for whatever stops diabetes.

I push the next user off a 15 storey building.

I am tied to a 14 storey long rope that is tied to the top. I had fun free falling!

The next person accidentally drinks ammonia.

I have a container infront of my mouth, and i dispose of the ammonia.

The next user is a Proton in TPT that has a temperature of 13371337 degrees C

and he shoots through 50000 pixels of GOLD

Well.... nothing happens(FAIL)

The next person is a cheesburger being eaten by the cheeseburger cat.

nothing happens since there is no such thing as a cheeseburger cat.

The next person falls in an endless pit.

So? *Has backpack full of enough food for a natural death*

The next person gets zapped by a space lazor

i pull out my recently enchanted Shield of Anti Space laser's and block the incoming laser.

i make the next user watch 999999999 million episodes and re-runs of How to Build A Chair. (P.S it is not a real TV show irl)

Each one is different than the other one. The last one shows me how to build a chair that kills anyone.

I create the chair and set it off towards the next user.