Survive The Attack
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I take off the bomb and superglue it on the next user while they're sleeping. The next user is an ordinary human andbhas no way to escape or has no protection from the bomb. Cannot be revived or cloned, etc.
PS. I add a super powerful deut nuke with it.
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The bomb breaks due to the fact that the detonater was bought at a dollar store.
The next user gets run over by a steamroller. HE IS A NORMAL HUMAN WITHOUT ANYTHING THAT CAN PROTECT HIM + HE IS STUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND WITH SUPER GLUE AND DUCT TAPE
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This post is hidden because the user is banned
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I pick up the DMG. (I've done it before in game.)
The next person is the STKM in TPT. they fall into a pool of ACID.
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The next person also has no idea what polonium is, and he doesnt eat anything he doesnt know.
The next person is a normal human being living an average, every day life, and his name is Jerry. Jerry is driving home from his office to his pregnant wife and two seven year old daughters, and it is the middle of the night (Jerry has to work late to pull enough income to support his loving family). As he is driving home, Jerry drives over a bridge that spans a very deep ocean straight with a very fast current going through. He has driven over this bridge many times before, but this time is different. A drunk driver crosses the center median, and slams into Jerry's car at seventy miles an hour. This causes Jerry's car to go through the side railing of the bridge, and plummet to the heavy ocean current below. The impact knocks Jerry unconscious, and by the time he comes to, the car is already half full of water. Plus the air in the tires is causing the car to flip upside-down. Jerry reaches to unbuckle his seatbelt, which his mother told him to always wear because it will save his life one day, and realizes that his seatbelt is stuck. Jerry reaches for the glove box to get his knife, but it is nowhere to be found. Jerry is about to drown. (Good luck Jerry.)
Edited 6 times by KydonShadow. Last: 30th Oct 2013 -
oh come on. I did say he was a normal human being, and I dont believe being SUPERNATURAL (which essentially means ABOVE normal) is normal. :P
Turns out I am the annoying orange, and I talk the guy's ears off so much that he chops them off with the same knife that was about to be used to slice me. The ears being chopped off raises this mans (who is 74) blood pressure so high, he goes into cardiac arrest, and dies because he broke his skull on the tile when he fell. (I know, I was SUPPOSED to be a regular fruit, but oh well.)
The next person is Mindy. Mindy is an AVERAGE, ORDINARY school teacher of the 2nd grade, WHO HAS NO SPECIAL POWERS AND IS ENTIRELY NORMAL, SHE KNOWS NO MARTIAL ARTS OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. SHE IS NOTSUPERNATURAL. All of her students love you, Mindy, but apparently one of the students' parents does as well. He asks for a parent-teacher conference, and toward the end, makes his move. He attempts to kiss you, but you slap him. The parent pulls out his knife, and proceeds to stab you with it. You are now lying on the floor, bleeding out, and there is no one else at the school to help you, and it appears he has stolen your phone/pager/telegraph. (You have no means of communication.) Seeing as it is an Elementary school, the nearest first aid kit is down the hall. The problem is, you are to weak to walk, stand, or even crawl.
Edited 4 times by KydonShadow. Last: 30th Oct 2013 -
luckily, since I learned how to make a make-shift bandage back in JROTC, I use my clothes to wrap the wound and do the appropiate steps to heal it, based on wherever it is.
The next person is on a treadmill surrounded by table-saw blades. You are about to fall off the treadmill, what do you do?
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Run faster, turn of treadmill, and chill there for a while.
The next person is now trapped in a nuclear reactor in meltdown, and is a normal person, who does not have any fancy teleporter/radiation shield/explosives/battering rams/concrete cutter/communications
