I honestly dont care, i dont live in the US.

I try to kill the next user with a rusty sword.

I move to russia. nevermind, xetalim already did it,

luckily, I have a GOLD shield :p

The next user is stranded in the middle of an arctic desert with absolutely nothing on them (including clothes)

I cannot be offended on the internet, for I know no one knows me in person here.

The next person has a burning lazer pointed straight at them while they are strapped down and cannot move.

I break the leather arm straps with my skillz, and roll to the side as the laser turns on. It bores a hole through the table, where the next person was hiding.

I jump out of the way quickly when I suddenly bump into a corrosive material that drops onto the next person.

The corrosive material was sulfuric acid, however, I am an alien lifeform that lives in it all the time, so there was no harm.

I throw some of the sulfuric acid at the next user's eyes, instantly blinding them.

I do a Matrix dodge, allowing the sulfuric acid to fly into the eyes of the next person.

I saw Integral dodge it so I knew it was coming, so I slowed down time and casually walked out of the way. the acid falls on the floor where the next user is taking a nap.

I'm wearing goggles. and a lab coat, I then dispose of the acid carefully.

The next person is strapped with a time bomb to them. It detonates in 30 seconds, so do it quick, whatever you do.