Survive The Attack
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that is unavoidable.
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However, it turns out that I was in a quantum superpositional state with a dead clone of myself from another universe. When that superpositional state separated, I somehow ended up in the other universe, with my dead clone in this universe, making it appear that I died.
The next user is vaporized by an exploding star.
Edited once by Michael238. Last: 24th Oct 2013 -
IT BURNS!! but i quickly find a convenient bucket of water that spawns right next to me. i have also have Spellbreaker, (Skyrim reference) with level 100 block.
the next user is sleeping in a desert starving to death when i offer them a drink of nice refreshing Anti-Freeze.
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I realize it's a mirage and quicky tap some cactus for water and eventally EAT the cactus. I then finally make it to civilization after a while of walking.
The next user drinks too much water in a day, flushing all the electrolytes out of the body. (this one's easy)
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I collect all the lost electrolytes and inject them into myself.
The next user is hit by broken glass flying at them in a tornado.
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However, I am also flying around in the tornado at the same speed as the glass, so it just bounces off without causing harm. I eventually fall out of the tornado, where I then land in a lake before swimming to shore.
I poured five tons of molten uranium and plutonium on top of the next user, who is now trapped inside the solidifing mass.
Edited once by Michael238. Last: 26th Oct 2013 -
I was expecting heat-seeking missiles so I had road flares with me which the heat seeking missiles target instead of me.
The next user's computer explodes and a piece of flying debris from the monitor goes through their eye and directly into their brain.
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However, since we were both travelling in the same direction at 99.99% of the speed of light, the bullet moves so slowly that I am able to catch it without harm.
I converted the next user into several photons.
