Granted. You cannot stop working out and die of exhaustion.

I wish I had a blimp.

I teleport you back in time and make you the pilot of the Hindenburg. you survive the fire, but you are held responsible for the deaths of the crew, and then you are put in a high-security prison for life.

I wish I a jet plane which cannot crash or run out of fuel.

Granted. A laser beam from a satellite in space gets fired at you by the US goverment you and the plane blows up.

I wish I was the president of the USA

You are shortly assassinated after you become president. (wa-wa-waaaaa)

I wish for a fish to appear on my dish.

I didn't hear the wish correctly and get confused, you get a dish on your fish.

I wish I was served in a five star restaurant, free of charge.

Granted. today's special: Roasted Lefouduroi. 100% off!

I wish I could eat at 5-star resturants, free of charge.

Granted. You cannot stop eating a 5-star restaurants, you become fat and die.

I wish I had more spare time.

You do, now that you've been imprisoned for wanting more spare time.

I wish for Mao Zedong to come back to life and give me a back massage.

Granted. Mao decides to kill you for not being communist enough.

I wish that I could see infrared and ultraviolet light.

You can, but you go blind trying to seek out intense sources of UV light in order to test your ability.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.