Granted, but normal is the new weird.

I wish that the cake is a lie

It turns into a lie, just 1/2 a second after the definition for the word "lie" is officially changed into "true".
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I wish to find a tachyon

@theguitarguy

You find one, but then the space-time continuum is disrupted and all of the universes implode while exploding because the space-time continuum is destroyed.

I wish this wish was a wish that could wish for a wish that could wish this wish to become a wish.

@gamax92

Granted; but the potato salad is laced with deadly neurotoxin, and the Doritos are cat barf flavored.


I wish my earlier wish was reversed.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
you are, but at the moment there is an armed robbery going on, and you are taken hostage.

I wish it was winter. (Where I live...)