Luckely, i am in the earths atmosphere making it impossible for the meteors to reach me.
Only meteorites fall on earth.
I stab the next user with a poisoned sword.
The poison was actually from a healing potion, so my wounds get healed and I punch you in the face.
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poison cant be healing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison
you died
you cant attack
I stab the next user with a poisoned sword.
My blood is the antidote.
The next user is strapped to one of North Korea's nukes, so when it tries to take off, you will fall back to the ground, killing yourself and Kim Jong Un
Meteorites cant attack anyone.
If you dont know Kim Jong Un, you are strange:
The next user is a vampire in the sunlight, he burns.