Here. A cake of my dangerous mycelium mixed with my poo.

I wish cacophony didn't sound nasty to me.....(its a cool word but....)

I mix your poop with it, now it's familliar!

I wish I knew how to speak and write the full chinese language and english language, and still keep spanish, french, and latin.

You learn to qrite and speak all of the languages you wish for but piglatin comes back and is the only launage writen and spoken.

Iway antway otay avehay +oway inway IRCWAY

Granted. For one second. Then I poop on your wish. ;D

I wish that I knew what the lily in ajloveslily stands for.....

(If it's what I think.....oh LORD!)

You do...... but you forget 5 seconds later.

I wish that I was Chuck Norris' friend and ruled the world.

Chuck norris has no friends, you ask him and die

i wish that i was slightly better at reading game rules.

You become better at reading them, but also beecome diagnosed with chronic short-term memory loss and forget any rules you learn.

I wish I was a TPT developer.

Granted, but he turns into a mutant of both, either way, he's not able to type anymore.

I wish I never needed to work for money anymore, while still able to work out.