Sadly, you ran out of nuclear power.

 

The next user is turned into salad. There are hungry vegans chasing you.

but sudently the bacon god show up and change vegans mind

 

the user below accidently eat some apples seed but you don't care and you drink all of a glass of water full of a super fertilizer that make apple trees grow 1000 km tall instantly. Also the water came in contact with the seed

Thankfully the apple seeds were so full of cyanide that the tree died before it could properly grow.

 

The next user gets swallowed by a whale.

 

I get spat out as I am not at all tasty.


The next user has a Trasphasic torpedo fired at them.

good thing the torpedo disarmed it self 1 nanometer before impacting me

 

the next user jumps off the edge of the top floor of burj khalifa and forgots his parachute, jetpack and teleportation device

"Spock to Enterprise; One to beam up."

THe next user is Assimilatted.

I'm a part of Species 8472, and we are immune to assimilation, your assimilation is now invalid.

 

The next user is now being stalked by Simon.

i hack into powdertoy and i ban simon

 

next user have his butt cheeks fusing together but the intestine works normally and you fill up with crap and you are going to explode!

Ouch..... 

Thankfuly I go to my local hospital and unfuse them.

 

I attack the next user. Die!

However, just before you could fire your gun at me, I teleported behind you and stabbed you, killing you.

 

I tied the next user at the bottom of a pit with unbreakable chains, and then I poured ten thousand gallons of molten tungsten into the pit, rapidly filling it up.