Suddenly, I am a sentient vapor. I float out.

The next user rolled a 1 on CON save for drowning in a bucket. After modifiers. As well, the party is stupid and has no cleric. Additionally, the rest of the party is off somewhere else not knowing you are drowning.

I am a fish...

The next user is the object of destruction... 10 people with any wepon of their choice try to destroy you for 10,000,000,000 dollars. You cant move and they have things like axes, machine guns, flame throwers, and rocket launchers...

But there is an indestructible wall between me and the people.

The next user is Xbox One and next to you is 100 PS4 fanboys with weapons.

I pretend to have switched alleigances, and then retreat to the safe land of PC gaming.

Next person has scissors thrown at them.

However, the thrower's aim was off, so I caught the scissors, and threw them back, where they hit one of the thrower's eyes.

I fire a ball of antimatter at the next user, causing them to explode and receive radiation poisoning.

It explodes in the air (which is made of matter), and I only recieve burns and minor radiation poisoning.

I put a ball of antimatter inside a box with no air (a vacuum) and an electromagnetic field. I then throw the box at the next person hard enough to make the antimatter bump against one of the sides of the box.

But the box was made out of pillows.

I throw the next user into a lava sea.

It was in minecraft down in the mine and luckily I always bring a bucket and several golden apples with me just in case.

The next user isnt in mc when they are thrown into the lava sea.

@hittox (View Post)     You miss the point entirely.

@Kikinicij (View Post)

 I use my grappling hook to pull myself to one of the walls. From there, I climb up with my suction-cup hands, and proceed to exact vengeance with my trusty dog and a 9mm gun.

The next person has to drink cranberry juice. It is poisoned with 32 different toxins (in case the fact that it is cranberry wasn't enough).

I'm a robot.

The next user is put 1 nanometer away from the particle that started the big bang the very instant it exploded.