But you actually threw me over the pool because you're so bad at throwing things.

I stab the next user with a giant knife that is coated with radioactive material.

Your aim was off, so you did not hit me. I then shoot you with a nuclear laser before extracting the radioactive material from the knife.

I trap the next user in an indestructable tank filled with sodium hydroxide, which begins dissolving away their flesh.

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 Wud da fug?

I was wearing a protective suit when the explosion went off.

I poison the next user's food.

You used potassium ferrocyanide, which is a non-toxic cyanide compound, so nothing happened.

I poisoned the next user with both hydrogen cyanide and potassium cyanide in equal amounts of one gram.

Actually they are shit warriors, you just misspelled sith.

I press a button that blows up the whole universe.