I dunk and the bullet goes over me, I proceed to flee before you hit me

Next person gets hit by the bullet

I have an ability that allows me to intervene with the direction and the velocity of the motion of an object.

Next user gets hit with the bullet at a speed of 100000km/h

It hits me, in my hand. I didn't die.

Next user is hit by a sharp bone that flies out of my hand 100000km/h in the face.

Oh , Yeah ? It was my clone.

Next user gets attacked by an angry mob armed with military jets , Anthrax , Mustard gas and many other chemical warfare weapons such as White Phosphorus bombs.

I teleport to my own dimension.

Next user is forced to listen to One Direction for his entire life with Justin Bieber tied up next to him.

Please. I shot One Direction , the radio and fought JB to the death. I won.

The next user is killed by hearing a mix of 1D ,Lady Gaga and JB.

I have invisible earplugs in my ear and I bat in my hand... I think you can figure out the rest.

The next users lungs are filled with quick acid and is going to sufacate and dissolve in a melting puddle while getting shot in the head by chuck norris in about 3... 2... 1...  ---> .5 <--- seconds.

The acid was actually filled with Pu-239 which begins a nuclear chain reaction. As my body melts from the heat, it begins melting its way into the core of the Earth, where it finally stabilizes. Several billion years later, the Earth falls into a black hole, which creates a new universe at the singularity, which turns into a clone of our universe except I decided to go to another location instead of the one where the radioactive acid was.

The next user is Chuck Norris as they are being incinerated by the nuclear meltdown.