I was in a car with a very good saftey rating ,and I had my seat belt on.

Next user was in the accident and wasn't wearing his/her seatbelt.

I am Goku.

Next person is crushed by falling Tetris blocks.

i use an acme deflector shield and dodge the falling tetris blocks.

Next person is blasted away by a nuclear power plant exploding

Before it can meltdown, I push the SCRAM button, which drops all of the control rods into the reactor at once, stopping the meltdown.

The next user is shot with a bullet made of strange matter.

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 its so strange it wont hurt me:O

I stab the next user with a cat.

This pride of loins is some novels. I crouch and survive.

The next user is on Mount Everest with no gear or oxygen tanks.

I was there 30 million years ago, when it was not nearly as tall as it is now.

I expose the next user to a chemical that almost instantly dissolves organic matter.

And it lands on my tumor (no I dont have one -_- ) and cures me of cancer! THANK YOU!!!!

The next user is dunked in the chemical. Their whole body.

I am a UT-3345 based lifeform, (Otherwise known as Razorium, which I was transformed into earlier in the thread) so I am unharmed. I absorb the chemical energy and vaporize you.

The next user is the creeper in my avatar. (Diamond sword in head if you can't see)