In Soviet Russia, Krain U

In soviet Russia, Big Brother is watching you.

In Soviet Russia the police hates you.
In Soviet Russia the radio listens to you.

In soviet Russia, profit makes you!
In soviet Russia, the government owns you!
In Mozilla, you keep tabs on your browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on you!
In regular world, you control your computer. In Soviet Russia, computer controls you!

That's true. There is Father Frost (verbatim Grandfather Frost)


That is true too. Except there is not police, there is militia


Unfortunately, this is also true...


I laughed a lot but it is also true
I had to deal with one of them.

Yeah, and the ss.

In Soviet Russia, The Game loses....Wait, no.
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs you!
In Soviet Russia, letter mails you!
In Soviet Russia, job works you!

Lost the game.
In Soviet Russia, physics simulate you!

I Soviet Russia Simon programmes you!