none, it was noah that tok the animals on the ark

Are we aloud sexually suggestive jokes (dirty jokes)?

@PizzaPlatypus
yeah i think so

lol, btw i love the jesus joke, i laughed so hard!

Here's a dirty one then:
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm, he puts his **** in it's mouth and smacks it really hard on the head. He says that if anyone else is prepared to do it he'll give them some money. So an old woman in the corner puts her hand up and says:
"I'll do it just don't hit my head so hard"

@PizzaPlatypus
i thought it was a blond chik

The chicken: I got a dream, a dream of a place where chickens don't need reasons to cross the road

@vanquish349
yeah whatever

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"