wow I'm surprised some of your schools have such dumb people. The worst we got at our school is someone who didn't know how to send an email. He knew a lot about computer games and just hadn't used a computer for anything else. Although I am starting work experience with an IT department so we will see what I get :D

Apparently the IT people got a call complaining that the bathroom door was broken.

my dad works in IT and this laddy has a queston
lady:where is the off button
dad:excuse me
ladyl: where is the off button i know the on button is though

Once my mom had a problem with the internet at work and the IT department had recently been outsourced to india. The person she was talking to kept insisting to email him a screen capture of the computer. :|

Sociology teacher: In the 60's when the first guy created the e-mail, he created with the purpose to share blah blah blah
Me: 1960's? E-mail? What the hell? *facepalm*

True story:
Teacher: I can't the computer to work, which means I wont be able to do the lesson.
Me: Let me see. *fiddles around in the back"
Me: You know, when you try to turn on the computer you have to plug it in first.
She wasn't illiterate, but that is just funny.

Girl:Can you help me with this?
Me:Sure, what's the problem.
Girl:This microphone isn't working.
Me:That's the mouse, and you have to press this button on the computer before using it.

By "this button" I meant the on button.