@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE, Already told me this!
I am a certain type of prehistoric giant zebra that was brought back from extinction with advanced genetic technology, and has been mechanically engineered to make it the cyborg war-zebra it is today.
Or i just took a cool picture of a zebra, went into MS Paint and put a few bucket fills of red in there.
@ZebraGoBoom, I LOVE IT.