Funniest Thingss That Happened in School
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My teacher would walk pass this cabinet
then i would make this weird nosie with my mouth
when she would stop and look around, stomp her feet, i wouldnt do it. "whatever" she said, and when she was waling away, i did it again
this continued for about 5 minutes while i sat there and laughed my ass off.... -
I carry all my books around all the time, mostly coupled with some bottles of water and the occasional microwave oven transformer, totalling the weight of my bag to about 25kg.Once I dropped it on a wooden table from a height of about 10 cm.Table broke in half, bag survived.I also like taking my high-voltage stuff to school. High amps as well.Got this transformer that got an old computer chip so hot it burst into white hot flames and also melted my steel crocodile clips into tiny blobs of molten metal.(That's 2500ºF) The transformer died shortly thereafter, in a big cloud of molten plastic smoke and fire. Gotta love high amps, and gotta love my school that doesn't give a quack about the fact I obliterate their stuff.
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My class can't seem to make it up the science block stairs. But when we get to the corridoor it gets even worse. Our class never gets through without falling over and people tripping over fallen peeps. Its normally that one person walks slowly with their arms streched out holding up the whole class on purpose and then the class start to push and shove and trip over each other.
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a good friend of mine in 11th grade drank a whole case (12 pack) of mtn dew during lunch and he was so hyper in the class after lunch that the teacher made him leave the classroom cuz he couldn't sit still to save his life. it was kinda funny i think. or he time my friend wasn't paying attention and ran into a pole in eighth grade. that was funny too. (yes even six years later i still give that friend crap for the pole incident lolz.) let me think..... o yea in elementary school i was in the same school as my little brother for like 1 year and lolz.... we were on the playground and he ran head on into a tree once it was sooo funny lmao. k i gotta rly think to see if there was anyting else cuz i have a horrible memory...... hmmmm..... i threw a half a bagel at a guy in the lunchroom one time cuz i was tired of hearing him complain that he didn't have his lunch money that day. oh yea there was also a time in my home ec class in..... think it was ninth grade i can't b certain though.... we were in the kitchen and this girl who was in my group was looking for something in a cupboard (kitchen units. my least favorite part of the class ugh) and there was a mouse in the cupboard! she literally jumped up on one of the tables and wouldn't come down until somebody caught it in a jar and got rid of it. it was hilarious. other than that stuff i cn't remember anything else. *shrugs* been outta school too long i guess. forgot some stuff.
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One time at school in chemistry, we were playing with dry ice, and we convinced our teacher to try this experiment. So she put dry ice in a water bottle with water and screwed the cap on, like we told her too. And then she's like "Now what happens?" and we are are like "It explodes!" So she throws it out the window and it blew up. It wasn't quite as loud as a gunshot but it was the same kinda sound. Everyone in all the other classes came to see what had happened :D. It was fun!
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1) 2 years ago, me and my friends would stick paper clips into the wall socket in science.Out teacher must have been blind, because he never saw us or the bright sparks flying all over...2) My buddy was throwing his lunch box up in the air and catching it, and it got stuck in the ceiling (it pushed up the foam-board ceiling tile and hopped in there. Then the tile flopped back in place.) It took us about 5 minutes to find out where it went...3) I was throwing a rubber super ball at the ground to see how many times I could bounce it off the ground to the ceiling to the ground, etc, and now there are 4 big dents in the aforementioned foam-board ceiling in the aforementioned science room.4) Just yesterday, someone decided to make a banana smoothie. So they peeled a banana and put it in the blender. Whole. Then the figured out that the banana was not going to blend if they just put it in there (after blending the bottom half of the banana for about 2 minutes), so they stuck a wooden spoon in the blender (while it was on) to push the banana into the blades. That's about when the blender exploded. There was banana mush on every visible surface.
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One time, in class, my teacher got really mad at us because we were talking and said "I guess my opinion doesn't matter to you!" and I said "Not really." The whole class cracked up. Good times.
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@SirMackingtosh10 (View Post)
My science teacher hates my class, though I really can't blame her, we're all dicks... So she nicknamed one kid "shitbox" and another "nasshole". -
