I am a photon, so I just fly out the stove pipe.

 

The next user will be thrown into a tank of liquid nitrogen.

I am a blob of lava.

The next user is dipped in a vat of acid.

I am wearing modded glasses with mirror lenses. He stares himself to death.

The next user has perfect vision, no glasses or eyewear of any sort and has @TPTROXRLYITSTRUE 's avatar's corpse (making it even MORE creepy) staring at him.

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My stomach is lava proof.

The next user has to eat the sun.