@Michael

200 Degrees is instant death I recall...

*Becomes an Ancient and transcends*

@Cacophony

Eats the Gamma and X-ray radiation like soup

The next user is shot by a laser gun. c:

But it was one of those laser guns for light shows.

Next user is locked in a dark room with a zombie coming at you.

I had already become a zombie, but kept my mind.

Now the zombie and me have infected your town, and we just broke down your door

Turns out that I had already left town prior to the zombie invasion, and I had rigged my house to detonate the five megaton antimatter bomb buried under the floor in the event that a zombie tried to break in.

The next user was living in the house next to mine when the antimatter bomb exploded.

But my house was made out of WALL

the next user is in the centre of one of those "Stickmen controllers" monstrosities where they are killed indefinitely.

But I had prepared a complex Lua script running which prevented stickman death, so I basically just walk through.

The next user is a stickman about to get killed by 2 TUGN sparks. I disabled the Lua script.

But your previous scripting had caused a runtime error in the game engine causing a glitch that superpowers stickmen when they are touched by anything that can possibly kill them.

The next user is staring down a Sentinel (Matrix Sentinel o' course) with nothing on their person.

But I find an EMP mine, step on it, and run away while it is temporarily disabled.

The next user is about to be used as ammo for a mass driver and is about to be placed into an shell to be thrown by electromagnets into an enemy ship.

However, during the acceleration, I somehow exceed the speed of light, which causes me to become a wormhole to another universe

The next user was the one who fired the cannon, and is now falling into the wormhole.

I Fall through the wormhole then track you down and kill the next user with a blunt machette.