I go boom and am re-incarnated as a flower with deadly petals, the next user touches those petals and doesn't die but gets shrunken and falls into a Venus fly trap.
Fortunately, I happen to have a nuke and a flamethrower. I use the flamethrower to burn away the nearest cells before placing the nuke and running to my helicopter. The nuclear explosion destroys every last alien cell a few minutes later.
The next user is trapped on a planet that is being ripped apart by an approaching black hole.
nothing happens. My temp is -6.0*C
The next user is... http://images.wikia.com/happytreefriends/images/b/b5/Dead5.png this.