The cookies are so unhealthy your heart stops.
I wish I could teleport at will, when I wanted.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
It's funny actually because that's exactly what happened when I was trying to get P0rtal to run on it...

Granted. You can teleport to the center of a hypernova.
I wish that in Plants vs Zombies (yes I do play it) the battle was all around the house.
For MAXIMUM zombie killing action.
Also for the peashooters to aim somewhat left/right. (about 60 degree arc)

@meep2000 (View Post)
your head fries.

I wish i was Simon Cowell

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
granted, but then you die of malaria

i wish i could shoot hypernovas from my hands! and other limbs and appendeges.

you succumb to the hypernova.

I wish that the fallout universe came to real life.

Granted, you are eaten by deathclaws.
I wish I was me.

i wish for 1000 wishes

1. $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
2. Everyone peacefull and with God (no sin)
3. No diseases
...
999. a nother kitten with poop scooping robots
1000. Unlimited food and i dont go fat, i dont get sick

@meep2000 (View Post)
I know what a hypernova is.
@theKJM
Wish 649: I wish I never had 1000 wishes.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
I wish for pie.
Mmmmm, pie........

@Fast-Driver (View Post)
3.141592653... stuck in your head forever