As I have stated many times before, I am a Razorium based life form.  I absorb the spatial energy created by the time space rift, and slowly, I gain enough to release it and release, tearing time space apart. Luckily, by doing so I create a wormhole to a copy of my non-paradoxed timeline approximately 5 min before the paradox was generated, and I kill the next user.

 

The next user is that user.

As I have stated a few times before, I am a Paradox, so you do kill me, but I go on living.

 

the next user is youtube and the only things being uploaded are "Swag" videos.

I decide that the videos are a virus, so I simply delete all of the swag videos while passing it off as hackers.

 

The next user is the Venera 13 lander on Venus, which only survived roughly one hour there.

I Land, and take a few images + Video and transmit them before dying, therefore becoming a martyr of sorts.

 

The next user is a supervillian living in London whose only fear is rain.

Ok.

 

The next user is brain-dead.

@xetalim (View Post)
I turn in to a zombie. I rip the next user's brain and out and put it in my head and i become normal again.

The next user is that user.

Lets see....

I Survive the previous non existing attack with out doing anything! Yay!

Edit:

hmmm..I think i replied to a cached version of this page...

I used my jet pack to evade the spikes

now its fixed

 

And by the way the next user is going to be the person attacked by Yuno Gasai with everything She got including all the explosive she can put her hands on!

@barts0924: You died because of the spikes.

She doesnt attack me because i gave her 1 cent to stop.

The next user falls in a pit full of zombies.