before I suicide, I get info about 'the cake isn't a lie' and I abort.

The next user is HTF on its LAST episode.

HTF: Happytreefriends

I cant die from it twice.

Next user makes some xeno-pepperpots mad.

I was wearing depleted uranium armor, which caused your bullets to bounce off, since they were typical lead bullets. The downside is that the armor is really heavy.

The next user was flying a rocket when the engine fell off.

The rocket is a life rocket.

The next user has a knife in his heart.

But i'm a zombie.

Next user is stuck head deep in quicksand.

Since my body has a lower density than quicksand, I simply float upwards, then slowly move towards the edge of the quicksand before leaving the area.

The next user is in the same situation, except that they are denser than the sand and therefore can only sink in it.

I sink, deeper and deeper, and after 1 minutes, I reach the bottom of quicksand. The sand is not moving again. I use my oxygen tube for breathing. Simply, it will be easier to move the body since the sand was not moving. I  walking forward, not up. And for a while, I feel the sand will be shallower, shallower... and hey! my head is coming out from the sand! Keep walking, and I'm free! I took some sample of the sand to be researched at my lab.

The next user killed by the user that killed by the next user, creating a paradox.