However I am not a human, but their werewolf leader. I lead them to war against the vampires (SCREW TWILIGHT!!!)

 

The next user is a vampire in that war, about to get their face torn off and chewed thoroughly.

I quickly transform myself into a bat and safely fly away from the ordeal.

 

The next user is trapped in a 5x5x5 foot box that is slowly filling up with isopropyl alcohol (flammable AND unpleasant to the senses! :D)

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i was superman. i break the box and fly away.

The next user got buried in superheated radioactive waste from a nuclear powerplant.

Anti-superman will be easily out from the bury.

 

The next user is anti-antimatter and collides with antimatter

Ok. Nothing happens.

 

The next user has to listen to SuinDraw complaining about Greymatter.

We happen to be on the Moon, so I can't hear the complaints, since sound does not travel in a vacuum.

 

The next user is falling into Jupiter's atmosphere and is about to be crushed and vaporized by the increasing heat and pressure.

Luckily I bring the PUMP with temp 0 C and a INWR battery.

 

 

 

The next user is HTF on its LAST episode

I am a computer worm, so I infect 4chan's servers, causing the entire 4chan network to crash.

 

The next user is an atom of ununoctium, which has a half-life of less than one millisecond.