ok.

The next user is a KSP pilot in orbit of the sun and will die soon of starvation

ok.

The next user is too lazy to eat and dies of starvation

(Its Kerbal Space Program if you didnt know)

It doesn't matter because there's a secret cloning program underneath the VAB and I am reborn as a clone.

 

(How clear can I be? Of course bombs are very hot!) 

The next user is a stickman standing below a hot mercury bomb.

fact: MERC doesn't kill STKM

 

 

the next person was thrown into the lava pool.

It's actually a sidewalk painting of a lava pool.

 

The next user is stranded on the Venus-like planet Eve in Kerbal Space Program because their rocket crashed on the surface.

I use my neo hacking skills to make venus' environment safe.

The next user is on fire on a desert island surrounded by a sea of petrol.

At least there is water in the life raft.

 

Next user is buried alive in a coven.

The people burying me forget to encase my coffin in concrete, so before I run out of oxygen, there are heavy rains which help my coffin rise up to the surface. (This has actually happened once in New Orleans...eeeuugh)

 

Next user is turned into GLaDOS, who is going to be killed by Chell :)

But I killed her with neurotoxin first.

 

next user is lock in the room with 5 mean wolfs that seem to like the taste of human.