He is just a little spongebob bunny, so me touching him sends him flying back into the ocean.

The next user got dumped into a bin of socks from the football teams of the Super Bowl (American football) after the game. The stench is PARALYZING!!!

Well you know what they say... "If you ever get dumped into a bin full of American football players socks after the game and the stench is paralyzing, you hold your breath and climb out"... duh. :)

The next user is scared of e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g... even being scared of everything scares you baddly. You are being overwhealmed from it and are about to have a seizsier, heart attack, stroke, and you also have a bad case of indigestion...

I go to the doctor, and he gives me pills. LOTS OF PILLS. Every day now I must take my happy pills, or someone dies.

The next user is next to me when I miss a dose.

You kill the person who was in front of you. I was behind you.

The next user was the person in front of RAYZR.

I suddeny make an antimatter clone of myself and then teleport 50km away. The antimatter clone then annihilates on contact with air, instantly killing RAYZR.

The next user was RAYZR, but is now a cloud of vapor.

I am a being that naturally takes the form of a cloud of vapor. I'll deal with it.

It's also very toxic and corrosive vapor. I decide it might be fun to see what the inside of the next user's lungs look like, and their lungs instantly dissolve, along with most of their torso. (And no, they are not a being that naturally takes the form of a mostly-dissolved torso.)

However I threw my head off and it regrew a body elsewhere.

The next user is being hit by an angry head.

I catch the head and throw it at some pigs.

The next user is now a pig, that stole some eggs.

Suddenly, the pig inhales the gaseous form that is me, and I control the pig, mauling my farmer to death, then activating my "If ever I get annihilated by an antimatter being standing in front of me when I forget to take my happy pills, attempting to murder him" clone, transfer my consiousness to him, and I am fine.

The next user is that farmer.

However, I was standing on the other side of an iron fence. I flip a switch, which then electrifies the fence just before the pig hit it, killing the pig.

The next user was the pig. They are now porkchops.