I have an ICBM Red Matter Explosive, so I simply create a black hole which Herobrine is then pulled into.

 

The next user was caught withing the blast range of the red matter, and are now trapped in the black hole's gravity field.

Our Anti-Superman power makes Blackhole Gravity effect to negative. It will push anything.

 

The next user is one of our Lab-Rat for experiment: 'Antimatter Explosion and Its Effect to Humans'

Unfortunately, I was sick. The experiment is canceled.

 

The next person tries to eat themselves and won't stop.

I am not a person because i am a pile of radioactive dust inside Aloysius1234.(I dont have a mouth)

 

The next user is right next to the reactor in fukishima and he isnt protected against radiaton.

I grow super powers and I fly away.

 

The next user is fire and you are surrounded by angry fire extinguishers.

 

I am so hot I melt the fire extinguishers, eventually growing so hot I melt a hole in Canada. Yep, Canada, because I just happened to be in Canada.

 

The next user is getting mercilessly fish slapped by a perpetual motion machine made to hit you with a fish. FOREVER.

Fortunately, the machine completely stops, since the laws of physics do not allow perpetual motion machines.

 

I convert the next user into a block of enriched uranium via chemical separation and neutron bombardment.

Perpetual motion doesn't exist because of friction and other stuff;then draining your machine of energy after two slaps.

 

The next user is GLaDOS...and Chell is killing you at the moment.

 

EDIT: OH, COME ON; I'M LATE AGAIN!!!

 

I life being uranium isn't that bad...

 

What I said still applies for the next user.

The next user gets sucked into tpt as a Stickman during a mentally ill humans play time with explosive elements, hardcore heated elements, and toxic elements.