the pepperoni are made of people.

I wish that a moderator would corrupt this wish.

ooh, hard one...the mod sees it, thinks its spam, and bans yoü.

i wish there was nothing that could ever go wrong (ex. parents never get mad, homework never ends up late, etc.)

@Joda123 (View Post)
You get killed by Chuck Norris. Nothing can stop Chuck Norris.

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I wish that I had a better computer monitor.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
Granted, a donkey has bucked you twice.

I wish I had $4,000 for mah computer.

you now have 4000 monopoly dollars

I wish nothing existed, ever existed, or would ever exist. No life, No world, No pain, No god, No happieness...nothing

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
Because nothing existed, you did not post this, because you did not post this, your wish is invalid, because your wish is invalid, things began to exist.

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@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
That sounds painful....

@gamax92 (View Post)
It is now zero kelvin, everything is frozen.

How come nobody corrupted my previous wish?