Then I tranform into myself again and walk into you and stab you.

The next person is trapped in a room full of monsters and you have to fight them with a butterknife while in your underwear.

@watereye (View Post)

 I win.

the next person is one of the monsters who died.

@greymatter (View Post)

 I teleport out before you kill me.

The next person fell off a cliff.

I am on the recieving end of a sord. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sord

The next user has swallowed a 2 foot metal sword. he cannot pull it out and no one s around him.

However, the sword was made of a metal called gallium, which means that it melted due to my body heat.

I stab the next user with a sword made of weapons-grade plutonium which is now going critical.

And death. However I'm one of Happy Tree Friends (See my Avatar) so in next episode I'm living again.

The next user loses in russian roulette.

I am the captor and i alreay went away from the game and survived.

The next user fell down in a ravine and hits the ground. His brain is very damaged. He is brain-dead and he isnt a cat. He cant use magic and cant do anything.