It's [REDACTED] so I'm perfectly fine.

The next user gets [REDACTED]

But I [REDACTED]

the next user is getting even more [REDACTED]

I [REDACTED] it, since the [REDACTED] army accepts friendly fire.

The next user will get hit by a [REDACTED] that I [REDACTED].

But I didn't, because it's still happening.

(Offtopic, I think that the prank randomly places itself, and also replaces words with it)

The next user is accused of getting [REDACTED]

I'm accused of getting [REDACTED] which is rightly so, as I have been [REDACTED] so many times by now.

The next user trys to end the madness, and gets [REDACTED] doing so.

Your [REDACTED] is invalid. So you are [REDACTED].

The next user gets ]DETCADER[