@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
You do it posthumously.

I wish that this thread was stickied.

but your weren't be able to see it

i wish for a no n00b zone.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
it started but you were rushed of to hospital for an unknown reason and missed it

i wish not to be bored

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
You open it to find a high-voltage electrical discharge. You are electrocuted and vaporized.
If you don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_%28lightning%29

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I wish that E=MC^2