wish granted. then time starts over, overthrowing the universe and this thread begins again.

@TheTempest (View Post)
make a wish plz

i wish i had a koala, as a pet. ( did you know they have two of each sex organ?)

Wish granted, a two-millionth of a second ban was given to you. You missed it.

I wish knew how to cure cancer.

@TheTempest (View Post)
granted, but you only know how to cure testicular cancer, and it involves human savila applied directly to the affected location, it has to yours, and it has to be fresh.

I wish i has a monkey as a pet, and the monkey wasnt a murderer or a pervert.

Granted, the monkey is dead.

@TheTempest (View Post)
:C that make me sad, also, please make a wish.

I wish i had a baby lion as a pet, and it didnt eat me, and was living, and wasnt a pervert, and looked like this: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/63/153308798_d4cc8e59bb.jpg <---------------- AWMG cute link!!! :3

@dnerd (View Post)
Granted, but then it ran away.

I wish I was magical so i could kill anyone who picks on me :D

Granted, but the magic is so strong you expode.

I wish I could code movable solids into TPT without causing lag.

@TheTempest (View Post)
You do, but then your computer crashes and you lose all data.

I wish I could blow Russia up and their 50000 nuke stockpile.