Bawls. Suddenly, a glitch in TPT sets my life to infinite. I am safe. The user saves me as "Cool BCOL glitch lol" and I make front page.

The next user is a peice of black hole matter. (Black holes are not holes, but incredibly dense matter) about to implode on itself in a never before seen phenomenon.

Fortunately, the implosion causes me to become a new universe.

The next user was too close when the implosion occurred and is now trapped in that new universe.

I become an insanely hot star capable of fusing carbon, furthering the fusion process past that of a normal star. I create a new element, Razorium. Razorium is tougher than diamond, can only be scratched by razorium itself, stores energy like vibranium, but does not explode when releasing energy. Since I am a sentient star, I recreate myself by sinthesizing razorium to create me again, only now I am razorium based, and I harness the power of a star.

The next user was hit by a blast from razorium releasing the energy from a 500 megaton nuke.

My alien form absorbs it.

The next person is surrounded by every single creepypasta monster.

I lure them through a portal that my portal gun made that teleported the monsters to Venus, where they melted on the hot rocky surface.

The next user enters a wormhole - one that loops back into itself so that the user is trapped in an endless spacetime loop.

I am a razorium-based life form, and I absorb the kinetic and spatial energy, fire a blast of energy, and collapse the wormhole.

The next user was in the spacetime rift when the wormhole closed, and is seconds away from being ripped apart by the spatial collapse.

But I travle at light speed inside a carbon12 molecualr stucture consentrator and escape easily enough because in theory, the wormhole slows down time and it keeps geting slower as you get closer so theoraticly, you never get out and time 'stops' for an infinite ammount of time. I, going at light speed however, bypass these side effects.

The next user has to stab himself repeatedly.

I stab myself repeatedly but my face radiated(one of those nuclear explosions in this post) to a superface so i dont feel it.

The next user is tantalus(Wikipedia for what happend to him)

I toil in the depths of hell. Hades becomes impressed with my devotion, and makes me leader of his armies.

The next user has to watch every chick fllick ever made... Twice.

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The next user is about to get hit by dest.