I am on creative mode, and this is a superflat world preset I am using.

The next person has been thrown into the smokestack of a nuclear powerplant, and there is really hot steam coming out.

I hurts tremendously for a bit then the pain goes away as the steam had something in it and I am now high.

The next user is taped back to back with me when I hit the red button and the power plant explodes.

Wow, thats a great story line for a new movie, but I think I like the other one better.

The next person has to deal with in real life.

I transform into my alien form quickly and my green scaly skin protects me.

The next person is going to be turned into a radioactive plutonium, which is going to be used by a n00b in tpt.

That n00b doesn`t know how to place things and nothing happens.

The next user is SMKE with life:20..

You cant use the console and you will surely dissapear

I hit a pixel of clone and live on.

The next user is system 32 on a computer illiterates computer, and the computer illiterate managed to locate it.

O_O

I made a program that makes it impossible to delete me. Attempting to delete me makes me replicate instead.

The next user tries to exceed the speed of light, but turns into a black hole in the process.

I turn in a black hole and suck in the next user

Ok.

The next user is some BCOL burning. You have only 2 frames left to live. You cant use the console and the simulation is completely empty...