@user25 (View Post)
granted. you get about 500 more sets of pants.

ui wish that my Minecraft would stop crashing when i connected to a server

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oh very funny

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
You get super meat boy, but he's rotting as it is and you don't get to play it due to the horrible smell. It was a biohazard to have him around you.

I wish for non-poisoned coffee

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it turned out that they were regular lamps that spewed out lava constantly. You, and your neighborhood, get 3rd degree burns.

I wish I could meet nyan cat

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@finalflash50
It has fur??????????

Granted. As soon as you play it, it explodes.

I wish I had a Taco.