Thankfully the duck tape became unsticky and I float up unharmed.

The next user is chained to the bottom of the pool in diamond links, without the key.

But I am extremely short and the chains are loose, so I float up.

The next user has his head in a guillotine, and the blade is about to reach him. There are people with guns aimed directly at you, surrounding you in case you escape. There is a wall of steel with no opening around you if you escape all the guards. There are knives surrounding you, so you won't move. You are an ordinary human with no superpowers.

An ordinary human... who always carries a time machine in his pocket. I go back in time and prevent whatever got me in this situation. I buy a chocolate milkshake and enjoy it. VICTORY.

The next user has passed the event horizon, and is now gonna get eaten by Jimmeh, the black hole.

Oddly enough, the blade is made of plastic and the guards have fake guns and the wall of steel is so thin and I can push it over because its not supported by anything. I just rip the blade off the rope and shove it in someones stomach and take his gun then throw that at the other guard and do the same to the third. I wall out unharmed.

The next user is surrounded by guards with real guns and a real metal guillotine with a 1 foot thick steel wall with motion detector nuke armed sensors past the steel wall inside a room so they dont go off on accident and they dont malfunction. The guards are armed with uzis and are trained ninjas also with samuria swords. If u happen to ascape all that, there is helis circling the area and are armed with heat giulded missles and machine guns and an area detenator boarder that if activated, will incinerate everything within the boarder. U are also not special and dont have a time machine and interdimintional viewing to avoid this plus Chuck Norris is not going to save you and did I forget to metion you are on a remote island in the middle of the Pacific full of deadly snakes and surrounded by paranas and sharks and u relize this isn't a dream or an imagination. AND even if u escape they have umplanted poisonis toxin releasers in you 10 diffrent places so if you escape they can kill u in seconds and THOSE DONT MALFUNCTION EITHER!

Edit: RAZOR, DANG! All most, anyway I get in a space ship and escape the black hole going faster that the speed of light.

However, the island's volcano explodes, destroying the area defenses. I escape while the guards are distracted by the volcano, and make a small raft to leave the island before it collapses. In the process, I found the antidote for the poison, so I eat it and survive the poison dispensers. Finally, the helicopters fall out of the sky thanks to the volcanic ash clouds.

The next user was one of the guards on the island when it sank.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Dang, Nice escape man.

On topic: But I saw u escaping andsaid nothing and secretly followed u and copied you in the shadows creating a replicate raft and followed you out to sea. After a 2 day journey, we finally meet land and you decide to spend the night in a hotel. Worst mistake of your life... besides that island of course, lol. IN the middle of the night I sneak into your room and place timed plastic explosives in your bed. I get a good 2 miles away from the hotel and press the ingnition button. You have 30 seconds to live or till I get to see pretty fireworks.

I Raise my gun deftly to your head and pull the trigger (Because I DO believe in guns, they are quite fun when you have the time)

The next user is frozen in a lake somewhere in nevada.

I have a genetic mutation that allows me to survive being frozen, therfore I just wait 120,000 years for the next ice age to end. When the ice thaws, I just leave the area and live the rest of my days in the next interglacial period.

The next user is thrown into a tank of liquid helium.