The Powder Toy

xetalim

i am a fire extinguisher(sorry if i spelled it wrong) and i put the fire out

I throw the next player:a stick made out of wood in a big fire:)

AngrySpam

I fly through one side of the fire and out the other before I am harmed.

I hold the next user, who is a piece of paper, over a lighter until he is on fire.

xetalim

I am wet of spirit and i burn but i stay alive

The next user is some gunpowder in lava

Kikinicij

A strong wind blows me out of harms way.

The next user is an mental idiot in a sniper killing range.

hb1501038

But all the other people there are mental idiots.

The next user is a human who is at the bottom of the ocean with no gear (about to drown)

AngrySpam

@hb1501038 (View Post)
I'm in Sandy's ocean-dome, so I'm perefectly fine. however, I'm choking on water. Sandy punches me in the gut, and I spit the water up. I'm OK now! :D
(BTW, you'd be crushed like instantly at the bottom of the ocean, you wouldn't have time to drown...)

The next user is about to have all the skin torn from their body and then dipped in acid.

Oats

I'm still a leprechaun so use my super leprechaun powers to turn invisible and escape.

The next user is in the wrong place at the wrong time: Fatally

Demoman200

I am crushed between two large trucks. Thankfully, my bones; they are made of STEEL.

The next user is me five seconds ago, without steel bones.

hb1501038

But I have bones made of diamond instead.

The next user is an ordinary human about to be hit by a 100 mile long asteroid which is 0.1 seconds from hitting him.

Oats

Yay, I'm a human again.

Thankfully the asteroid had already landed and was traveling horrizontaly at 1 km/h when it bumped me.

The next user was under that asteroid.

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