Survive The Attack
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I take a peptobismal and drink plenty of fluids. :D
Next user is on the astroid ARMOGEDON without the bomb or drilling tools and has 30 sec. to live til impact.
(and in an odd coinceidence there space ship, time machine... lol, and communication all broke down during a solar eclips, and no interdemetional travel either. XD)
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I am actually a 4D being with a 3D projected shape of a human. I retract this cross section and put it on earth.
The next poster is in the Powder Toy being played by a five-year-old who loves looking at the pretty explosives, lava, plasma, and antimatter.
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Thankfully, his computer lost all its battery power and he didn't have a charger.
The next user is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds away from dying from every possible cause in every possible way... AT THE SAME TIME!!! How da ya like dem apples! XD
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It was me, in a parallel universe. I watch the fireworks through a two way mirror-like portal.
The next user is Isacc Newton, only I went back in time and replaced the apple that fell with an antimatter bomb.
Newtons 1st law (in this altered future) ANTIMATTER IS BAD!!!
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@Kikinicij (View Post)
But he realizes I'm no threat to the safety of the universe, so he leaves me alone, despite the fact that he hates me. Cant waste a second when you have to defend everything in existence! :D
The next user has been entangled in a slinky and is about to fall into some boiling lava. Good luck getting out of a screwy slinky 0.o -
Thanks for the good luck. No really. Thanks to you a leprachuan was walking around the cave and as I was falling in I streched out and grabed his ankles therefore capturing him and he had to grant me 1 wish or give me his gold, I chose the wish, but he couldn't do that if hes dead now could he. He teleported me and him to a cave where he gave me a ferrari to drive home in...
The next user is a brain in the middle of a zombie family reunion. Yikes!
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@Kikinicij (View Post)
Just as they were about to dig into me, a bunch of stupid humans burst through the door and mow the zombies down with [insert fancy gun sh*t here] and I survived. The stupid humans took my to a containment center where I was stored in a jar and preserved to be put in a human body when cloning technology was more advanced...
The next user develops cloning, but the clones go wrong, and become 10x more intelligent than the average human. They bypass their programming that makes them mindless idiots, and now think on their own. All the clones try to take over the world and start a new race. (Where everybody loves slinkies!)
