@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
You are one sick Mothe#####

I wish that we had two mexican burritos to feed the centipede

the mexican restrant screwed up and gave you tacos
@roguegeneral: i'm glad i beat you at your own game. :)
i wish i had a clown puppet.

the pizza is so delicious that you eat 340,000 of them. Because of this you have a heart attack.

I wish that I was a pizza and that i wouldn't be eaten or become moldy/rotten.

it does but it falls on your head and crushes you.

I wish that i was rich

@gamax92 (View Post)
it is so good that it rivals powder toy

I wish that i had gladiator mice

Granted, they kill each other, in an epic bloody battle.
I wish I was one of the mice, so I can die in a heroic fashion.

@TheTempest (View Post)
Your death involved your crotch and a woodchipper.

I wish that people would stop talking about dead animals.