But it turns out the theory of creating a wormhole at high speeds was wrong and I simply hit at extreamly high speeds, dont feel anything, and resume being an inanomite object.

The next user is one second away from dying of old age.

In that one second, my life flashes before my eyes. Suddenly, I realize it was not old age, rather I just forgot to take my pills. I take them and live another 7 months before dying.

The next user is thrown into a fusion reactor upon startup.

But someone catches me when I jump off the house.

The next user has a bullet headed straight at him

I am standing behind a wall made of uranium.

I trapped the next user inside a radium box which I then buried ten kilometers underground.

The radiation gives me superpowers and I hurl you at the sun.

The next user is being hurled at the sun... BY ME.

Another planet with a larger gravitational pull puts me on its surface.

The next user is outside of the galaxy, with no spacesuit of any kind.

I'm on another galaxy, where I'm on a very nice and tropical planet.

The next user is in a elevator that is stuck and is about to fall 100 floors to the ground, with no brakes.

I always carry a diamond edged mini-saw with me. I use it to cut a hole in the roof, and use the emergency access ladder to escape to safety before it falls.

The next user is 0.5 seconds from being crushed by that elevator.

However, the elevator was a very tight fit inside its shaft, so it slows down before it hits the bottom due to all of the air below it.

The next user is the plutonium core of a nuclear bomb at the moment of detonation.