@vanquish349 (View Post)
it doesnt because I clean it up

I wish that i had puppy labradors and a wood chipper

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
The wood chipper is mental and eats the puupy and then comes back for you.

I wish that I had a TV with smello-vision.

@Ace (View Post)
you go to the CRAP TV

i wish that i could have a bunny Guillotine ( im not french)

you have one but i turned your mom into the "test" bunny.

I wish roguegeneral was in a brazen bull.

He is, but then he finds a secret exit and tucks you in, locking the exit.

I wish for eternal sadness.

you have eternal saddenss because you went to a sleepover at michael jacksons house...

I wish for 1 puppy, 1 axe, 3 ounces of mercury, 1 bottle chloroform, and a barbed injection needle.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
Turns out doing that in a plane is bad idea. You drop the mercury which amalgamates with the plane and shreds it, not only do you die from the fall, the puppy survives as it lands on your corpse.

I wish that I didn't post this.

@code1949 (View Post)
you didn't post it because you died of smallpox.


i wish for a dead kitten that was infected with some horrable disease that caused the infected to explode, thus infecting those in the surounding aria, then this would continue until all life was extinguished.

You get it, but instead of exploding it drowns everyone (Icwutyoudidthare, you want us to corrupt bad to make good :P)

I wish for SPAI PAI