I was a bystander when the red matter hit that person.

The next user accidentaly went back in time to the time of the Big Bang.

I instantly disintegrate into subatomic particles, only for those exact particles to make me again 13.7 billion years later.

The next user is a blob of antimatter, when the magnetic containment fails, exposing them to matter.

My god powers fail and I become a blob of antimatter about to hit some matter.

Thankfully this is powder toy, and the matter is a blob of dmnd, so I don't react.

The next user is erased from every point in time, in every point in space.

But I am a paradox so I exist anyway.

The next user is in a meat grinder being turned into sausauges

i turn in to yummy killer sausauges!

the next user eats me thinking that i am a regular sausage.

But I Chopped up my sausages quite well before I ate them, so they pose little threat.

The next user is a delicious sandwich.

No one was around to eat me.

The next user was a flower that is about to be burned by a fire.

But I am a fireflower (Super mario! :D)

The next user is system32 on a netnoob's computer

Oh god no...

Thankfully netnoob can't find the keyboard.

The next user has surgery performed on them, by a failed degre chiropractor.

Fortunately the failed degree chiropractor was also a great heart surgeon that performed my open heart surgery successfully.

The next user just got a virus thier antivirus has never been updated for causing the computer to overheat to the point of melting the circuit boards.