But the Nazi's ran out of petrol (he set himself on fire, ya' know) on that day, the following day I woke up as Stalin (LOL!)

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Next user finds himself in the middle of a busy highway with walls on both sides.

Hi! I came to chill! Remember me?

On Phobos, which allows me to throw the rock into space, since Phobos has very weak gravity.

The next user is teleported to Jupiter's moon Io where they die of radiation poisoning.

But I am wearing a Hazmat suit with several hours worth of air remaining, I signal the enterprise and I fly back to earth to....

The next user is being shot at by the USS Enterprise.

i am inside the USS Enterprise so the ship shot it self and before it totally destroy its self i teleport to the nearby earth colony

the next user is on the ship 1 nano second before its total demise

But I am on the transport pad as you teleport so I go with you.

The next user is about to be crushed by a giant cockroach