@user25 (View Post)

However, when he comes out of his grave he's so rotten and only a worn skeleton is left, and before he can get to a piano, some scientists grab him and do some random experiments on him.

(BTW: before you didn't really corrupt my wish, you just demanded something.)

I wish I wouldn't have to wish again.

Tghe wishes provided are vulgar and repulsive and get you banned

I wish i could never run out o ideas

But your ideas all turn out to be useless :D

I wish...I wish..........oh!!! I wish that I could live in a log cabin, in the mountains, in Canada.

lol...took me a while to pull that outta my brainz

Can't really twist that can you, it's a little straight foward

I wish for
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your brain melts from the awesomness.

i wish for a clean penny to be given to me in a non painful fashion.

you are given the penny, but it's so clean and shinny that it reflects the sunlight and you are tempararily blinded

I wish there was no such thing as cancer

Wish granted, and the medicine cures all other diseases too
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I wish that, welll, ummmmmm, idk, think up one and twist it yourself, ooooh oooh, i wish for you to make up a wish and twist it yourself!

*twists himself*
i wish i could FIRE MAH LAZZOOOORRRR at anyone who pisses me off

you get mad at yourself and shoot yourself with a laser

I wish this was my pet

it eats you.

I wish for eternal nothingness.