Depending on my location, i steal a snowbike/toyota prius/horse and the owner's identity to escape

the next user is the former owner of the snowbike/prius/horse, and was killed so i could usurp his identity

Fortunately, i was not stupid enough to enter the reactor core, therefore i walk away unharmed.

The next user is trapped under the ice of Europa with no tools to break the ice, or anything to fend off the approaching death worms...

I use my skills in Tung-su-do (I forget how it's spelled?) to deflect it.

Sending it into the next user's face.

I am Iron Man, therefore, i break TPTROXRLYITSTRUE's fist.

the next user hit the ground too hard ;)

I respawned like nothing happened.

The next user is killed by being in a obsessed Justin Beiber fan's room surrounded by Justin Bieber music, videos, posters, and other stuff.

I am blind and deaf

The next user is killed by all evil creatures of  Oblivion

I punch the scamps in the face, leveling up my Hand-to-Hand skill.

The next user is burning, with no extinguishing implements in the vicinity!